Norton of Morton

Read a new instalment of Norton of Morton every Saturday at 4 o'clock

Saturday, 21 April 2018

Norty and Elvis

In which G.M. Norton gets you all shook up


Saturday, 14 April 2018

If the Boulting Brothers had made Bond

In which G.M. Norton imagines an alternative Bond


Saturday, 7 April 2018

New Look

In which G.M. Norton reveals a new look for Norton of Morton.


Saturday, 31 March 2018

Beard envy

In which G.M. Norton touches on the subject of beards and the envy they induce.


Saturday, 24 March 2018

On film: The First Great Train Robbery

In which G.M. Norton enjoys a rip-roaring flick featuring stealing, steam trains, a sultry stunner and splendid stunts.


Saturday, 17 March 2018

Hot tip for low-cost specs

In which G.M. Norton alerts his dear readers to affordable spectacles.


Saturday, 10 March 2018

Review: Skull Shaver

In which G.M. Norton celebrates a super smooth dome.


Saturday, 3 March 2018

Smouldering Sirens: Betty Brosmer

In which G.M. Norton enlists another Smouldering Siren.


Saturday, 24 February 2018

New goodies from Cravat Club

In which G.M. Norton champions a best of British brand.


Saturday, 17 February 2018

Alive and well

In which G.M. Norton feels alive.


Saturday, 10 February 2018

Review: Groom Mate Platinum XL

In which G.M. Norton can finally impersonate Kenneth Williams without fear of stray nose hairs.


Saturday, 3 February 2018

Ever evolving style

In which G.M. Norton thinks about clothes. And food.


Saturday, 27 January 2018

A magnificent man in his flying machine

In which G.M. Norton marvels at a true showman.


Saturday, 20 January 2018

The wonder of Williams

In which G.M. Norton thanks a different white-bearded man for making his childhood.


Saturday, 13 January 2018

Review: Bow ties from Glass and Bow

In which G.M. Norton tests out the most practical bow ties known to man.


Saturday, 6 January 2018

Hair we go again

In which G.M. Norton reflects on being bereft of hair and the reaction it’s received.

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