In which G.M. Norton implores you to purchase a calendar brimming with upper lip appendages.
I may no longer be a member of The Handlebar Club, following the recent relinquishing of my lip weasel in the name of love.
However, as one of my Handlebar Club chums wryly commented, once you're a member, you never truly leave.
So without further pre-amble, let's cut to the chase, shall we?
Do be a sport and buy a Handlebar Club calendar!
It is only a paltry £10 to people in Blighty and for those overseas, just £13.50 (both options include postage).