In which G.M. Norton receives his half-term report for his 2013 crusade, Year of the Gentleman.
To much fanfare, in January I announced Norton of Morton’s mission for 2013 - Year of the Gentleman. The idea behind it is to encourage men to find their gentlemanly side and to celebrate chivalry.
Well, dear reader, I have received my half-term report from Headmaster, Professor Edwards off of ‘Whack-O!’ fame (as portrayed by the spirit of the late thespian Jimmy Edwards).
|Professor Edwards' reaction when I brought him an apple rather than scotch|